UPDATE
OKAY maybe this Eternal Hazel whatever shit
is a Eureka Problem.
Juno was fucking awesome and somehow tracked down the werewolf that turned Miles. They were all the way down in
Nevada so that meant ROAD TRIP!! it was really exciting to me, I can count on my hands the number of times i've been out of Humboldt. And never out of California. Juno's got this SICK RV i went with him to pick out so we drove down in that.
Turns out Miles' "sire" was in Las Vegas. which is a lot... A LOT different than Eureka. My head was sort of spinning from the noise and the smell and the lights but i was so happy to be out of Eureka I kind of didn't care that I was getting overstimulated (casino drinks did help though). We got to dress up a bit and hit the tables. Herma and Juno nearly got us kicked out of a place at one point. I think they were cheating at cards with magic? I was kind of spacing a bit, i wasn't paying attention.
After we got geared up to confront miles sire. Everything pointed to them being at this nightclub off the strip, a VAMPIRE nightclub. We barely got in without being mindcontrolled by this one lady at the front. Once we were in, here's the kicker... it turns out Mile's sire is some teenage girl??? And she was working as a bouncer. Werewolfs have this.. like... sense of each other so she knew who he was right away. We got pulled off into some other room and Juno, Miles, and Herma started beating the shit out of her!!!! Nothing lizzie or i said got them to back off but we finally got the fuck out of there when this "Lady Bishop" got called in, the vampire from the front. Anyway, she handed our asses to us and we RAN back to Eureka. Miles wrote and sent an apology letter while we were on the road...
i don't know if you remember, but
BISHOP was also the name of that new agent guy that was getting in our faces!! So we go to talk to HIM. and that nightclub: front for the Eternalist Church of Saint Hazel. that lady vampire: HIS MOM?? I guess he grew up in some kind of cult and he sold them out before joining the agency. Makes me feel kind of bad for them...
now that letter miles sent? Bad idea. Bishop was sure that the Church was gonna try to get back at us, so we had to prepare for them to show up on our turf. We got all set up at the church we did the exorcism at but then we got pulled away because the vampires were attacking Miles'
house. Y'know. where his wife lives. While we're helping her, we kind of... left bishop all alone in the church... and when we came back the vampires kind of found their way in... Bishop was caught by his dad and a bunch of other cult members, including miles' sire. We managed to help him escape but we MAY have killed his dad in the process (i already asked if they would be mad about that and they weren't really
pysched about the idea)
There were a LOT of those fuckers, but thankfully Bishop had pulled some strings with his agency and we got some sick weapons. I got this UV flashlight that did some major sun damage. Of course we had holy water too, we were in a church. Also maybe we set the church on fire...
we TOTALLY showed those vampires who's boss though!!!
...I think i might try to talk to Bishop later this week. He definitely knows more about this Hazel cult business than he's told us already. plus i kind of feel bad about his dad dying... I mean,
i didn't do it and the guy seemed like a TOTAL dick, i wouldn't be upset. but... i know it's not easy anyway.
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